hic, hic est

I was looking for a way to kill time, then John gave me one!
1) answer the questions and type into google image search
2) post pictures from first results page
 

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Don't Tase Me, Bro!

My Top 10 Careers as suggested by Career Matchmaker:

1. Desktop Publisher
2. Cartoonist/Comic Illustrator
3. Animator
4. Anthropologist
5. Writer
6. Graphic Designer
7. Artist
8. Market Research Analyst
9. Medical Illustrator
10. Critic

I must have accidentally given the computer the impression that I have any visual artistic skill whatsoever.  Of those, Writer and Critic are the only two that appeal to me.  I mean, I basically just criticize things and people all the time every day, so I would totally love to get paid for it.

Translator, a fairly realistic job for me, came in at 12; Historian at 13.  Archivist at 20.